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Quintessence

Music The vital impulse The fifth classic element The most perfect embodiment of consciousness and nature I am a poet I am a musician A part time magician full time adherent of…

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Dating Site Hell

Text carefully all ye that enter in Wild thing Suzy Guru Paula Hot Love big fan of La Roux One click away waiting for you Subscribe exercise your consumer rights to pick…

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Beatles Fan Insect Scandal

There is nothing more annoying than a disorientated fly Constantly crashing into doors bouncing off of walls Colliding with venetian blinds All the while emitting an angry band saw ear piercing grind…

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Totem and Taboo

 Teenage rampage lager lout rage Two sheets to the wind penned in behind barricades A chavalanche surging down the stand Shouting menacing threats hurling obscenities Across the no-man’s land Skinheads flickheads and…

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Anybody seen Ashy

School of hard knocks Guantanamo shocks I’m looking for a Rastafarian in Whitelocks He could be in Beeston or EEP Working at the door of the Skyrack Headingley Could be in Jamaica…

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Ode to Joy

Cometh the hour For the ashes of your Fathers And the temples of your Gods Ode to Joy A Celtic tiger playing for England Everywhere is conflict everything is a contradiction Heard…

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Death Warmed Up

Flippin’ heck Who took the bolts out of your neck Are you a relative of Shrek Or some woebegone Klingon with no bling on Slung out of Star Trek? Hideous grotesque unwashed…

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Canterbury Trails

In the summer of 2015 out of the blue An opportunity appeared to further careers Keep the wolves from the door pay off tax arrears Failure is not an option if we…

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The Ontological Argument

My God can beat the devil out of your God Throws thunderbolts with ease He alone is spiritual perfection Did not evolve from chimpanzees He eats Mars for breakfast Galaxies for tea…

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